I suppose the editors don't care how tired we get of their headline ditties. like "Trump safety".
You're all missing the point. The purpose of the TSA is to teach you to do as you're told or we won't let you play with the other children. This is just another example and has nothing to do...
"How soon should we set off for Mars?" - How about never? Is never good for you?
How about "Replace airplane with design suitable for main purpose".
Thanks for the post. You should delete the first 5 paragraphs. OK, maybe a few of the others as well.