It's getting bad. Layoffs in droves.
And install a V tail while they're at it.
your idea is in the works, google: NASA is Working on a Helicopter That Will Fly On Mars
Of course when the POTUS arrives in a country near you, at 3 in the morning, with decoy B-21s, they will weave in and out on the taxiway like the basketball drill to confuse potential threats....