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Mark Lincoln

Grand Panjandrum, Quantum Mechanic

Skills: survival

Career Summary:

Retired Computer Nerd

 

Practicing historian and crusty old crank.

 

Afflictions: High blood pressure, slight vertigo, acute sarcasm and persistent memory.

 

Physical description: middle sized, gray hair, unfashionably dressed; open carry - logic on the left hip, rhetoric on the right.

 

Age: No birthday cakes, the fire department refuses to issue a permit.

 

Favorite Pastimes: Historical Research, Pontification ex cathedra.

 

Most Influenced by: Mame Dennis

 

Favorite Book: I Libertine

 

Favorite Philosopher: Diogenes

 

Personal Philosophy: Epicurean Hedonist and profound Skepticism.

 

Religion: Lack enough belief to be an Atheist as an absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

 

Current Goal: To beat the Grim Reaper at chess, or at least Twister.

 

Specialties: Humor, sarcasm, skepticism

Current Roles:

Discomforting the comfortable, Pointed Popping of Pomposity

Education:

98.6, Trump University, Brigadoon Campus

Certifications:

Certified Confounder, University of Hard Knocks
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